Embarrassing Tattoos – They Can Last A Lifetime

Some people’s tattoos are simply hideous. This isn’t meant to be a blanket condemnation of having a tattoo; rather, it’s meant to serve as a gentle warning to anyone considering getting ink that they should exercise caution before allowing the needle to come close to their flesh.

It may seem like a good plan at 9.30 p.m. one night, but it will appear like a disaster twelve hours later. Most tattoo parlours will reject to ink somebody who seems to be inebriated for a reason.

We’ve all seen them, I’m sure. Tattoos depicting a cartoon figure in a pornographic posture. Tattoos that push a rather poor visual joke to the point of breaking it.

Tattoos with two arrows, one pointing up with “The Man” underneath it and the other pointing down towards their crotch with “The Legend” above it.

If you’re planning to get a tattoo, make sure you plan it out when you’re completely sober.

People will not think you’re a funny, wacky guy if you have a drunken tattoo, but they will think you’re a loser.

It’s also a good idea to look into the credentials of the tattoo parlour before getting a tattoo. If you have a friend with a nice tattoo, find out where he got it and go there.

Don’t just go to any tattoo parlour; some aren’t very good, and you’ll end up with a tattoo that doesn’t look anything like you expected.